When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

I'm not sure if it's cause I'm getting old, but my heels have to be 3.5 inch or less, or a chunky heel.

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolish

Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.