You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends.

My mother was a master juggler. If you ask her, she'll say she was a wreck. There's plenty of screaming that went on in the house, but I think it was necessary just to be heard. There were eight children!