You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat

Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all

What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!