Related
I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Late one afternoon when returning from town we were met by a few women and children who told us that...
GERONIMO This tragedy was the direct result of terrorism; hundreds of innocent people, mostly women and child...
JAAP DE HOOP SCHEFFER It was during this campaign that thousands of women, children and men were buried in mass graves in ...
RAID JUHI We were on the bridge. It was so crowded. Thousands of people were surrounding me. We heard that a s...
FADHEL ALI You killed civilians, children... old people, pregnant women, saying all the time that you were figh...
MAHMUT BAKALLI You go down to Skid Row and you see literally hundreds of people and not just men, but women and chi...
ERNIE HUDSON These people think they have defeated Iran, but they should know that Iran is not a place where they...
HASHEMI RAFSANJANI many, many more were killed and hundreds wounded.
ISLAM KARIMOV many many more were killed and hundreds wounded.
ISLAM KARIMOV![]()
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
JEAN KERR I adopted the assumption of many of my generation that women were intellectually inferior to men, th...
KATHARINE GRAHAM Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. T...
JENNIFER CRUSIE In fact, I couldn't help thinking that despite their height, adults were just plain unbelievably stu...
ANDREA BUSFIELD Something wrong with your child? Feed them and put them to bed. Something wrong with your man? Feed ...
SUSAN CARTWRIGHT![]()
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
JACKIE MASON Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other ...
BAUDELAIRE I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose ...
MARIE CORELLI![]()
I married beneath me. All women do.
CHER For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatur...
COTY PERFUME AD There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literatu...
STEPHEN STILLS![]()
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
ANONYMOUS![]()
Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!
HONORE DE BALZAC![]()
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with ...
LENNY BRUCE Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].
BIBLE If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
CHEKHOV![]()
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can be...
ANONYMOUS![]()
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
JOHNNY CARSON![]()
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
ANONYMOUS![]()
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
ANONYMOUS![]()
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what y...
ANONYMOUS![]()
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
ANONYMOUS![]()
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
ANONYMOUS![]()
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
ANONYMOUS![]()
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
ANONYMOUS![]()
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
ANONYMOUS![]()
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo...
ANONYMOUS![]()
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
ANONYMOUS![]()
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
ANONYMOUS![]()
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...b...
ANONYMOUS![]()
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her o...
ANONYMOUS![]()
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family d...
ANONYMOUS In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles sugg...
ROBERT BRIFFAULT![]()
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother...
ENGLISH PROVERB![]()
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is ...
HONORE DE BALZAC![]()
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
LENNY BRUCE Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.
LIN Yü-TANG I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
LADY NANCY ASTOR Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
S. T. COLERIDGE![]()
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try to give their best qualiti...
JOAN BAEZ Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
MARCEL ARCHARD My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses.. wait.. ! I am receiving a correction ...
JOHN C LEHMAN![]()
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
JIM BACKUS![]()
She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.
EDMUND BURKE If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing...
MARY FRANCES BERRY![]()
Woman was God's second mistake.
ARISTOTLE ONASSIS No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in lo...
ROGERS The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
IRWIN COREY![]()
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
BASKINS![]()
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to m...
DAVID BISSONETTE![]()
The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.
HENRY BROOKS ADAMS![]()
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
H. L. MENCKEN A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head. -Lady Marguerite Bless...
LADY MARGUERITE BLESSINGTON![]()
If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.
BARBARA WALTERS![]()
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.
EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON![]()
There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.
JUDITH ANDERSON They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was i...
CLARE BOOTH LUCE![]()
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST The society of women is the element of good manners.
JONATHAN S. HAAS Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
PAULINE THOMASON I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
F. M. KNOWLES![]()
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
SAM KINISON![]()
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
JOHN HEYWOOD I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the ...
MADAME DE RIEUX![]()
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
AMY BLOOM A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle...
POOR JIMMY'S ALMANAC![]()
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. J...
MARY BUCKLEY Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
ANNE BRADSTREET![]()
A small family is soon provided for.
MARVIN KITMAN![]()
Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a lit...
ALEXANDER HAMILTON![]()
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
SPANISH PROVERB To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old ...
THOMAS B. ALDRICH I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
BETTE-JANE RAPHAEL![]()
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks ...
JILLY COOPER![]()
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
NAVAHO SAYING![]()
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
THOMAS FULLER When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
MOLLY MCGEE The mandate for equal opportunity doesn't dictate disregard for the differences in candidates' quali...
TIM III ELLIS We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive v...
SIDNEY J. HARRIS![]()
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn...
CLARE BOOTHE LUCE![]()
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary.
TIMOTHY LEARY![]()
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call m...
REBECCA WEST![]()
Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. ...
BETTY FRIEDAN![]()
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
CHARLOTTE WHITTON![]()
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them...
SACHA GUITRY Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any...
JANE GOODSELL![]()
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ig...
MARGO KAUFMAN Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
WEDDING TOAST![]()
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
SCOTTISH PROVERB
KELLY JONES Late one afternoon when returning from town we were met by a few women and children who told us that...
GERONIMO This tragedy was the direct result of terrorism; hundreds of innocent people, mostly women and child...
JAAP DE HOOP SCHEFFER It was during this campaign that thousands of women, children and men were buried in mass graves in ...
RAID JUHI We were on the bridge. It was so crowded. Thousands of people were surrounding me. We heard that a s...
FADHEL ALI You killed civilians, children... old people, pregnant women, saying all the time that you were figh...
MAHMUT BAKALLI You go down to Skid Row and you see literally hundreds of people and not just men, but women and chi...
ERNIE HUDSON These people think they have defeated Iran, but they should know that Iran is not a place where they...
HASHEMI RAFSANJANI many, many more were killed and hundreds wounded.
ISLAM KARIMOV many many more were killed and hundreds wounded.
ISLAM KARIMOV
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. JEAN KERR I adopted the assumption of many of my generation that women were intellectually inferior to men, th...
KATHARINE GRAHAM Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. T...
JENNIFER CRUSIE In fact, I couldn't help thinking that despite their height, adults were just plain unbelievably stu...
ANDREA BUSFIELD Something wrong with your child? Feed them and put them to bed. Something wrong with your man? Feed ...
SUSAN CARTWRIGHT
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. JACKIE MASON Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other ...
BAUDELAIRE I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose ...
MARIE CORELLI
I married beneath me. All women do. CHER For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatur...
COTY PERFUME AD There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literatu...
STEPHEN STILLS
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. ANONYMOUS
Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman! HONORE DE BALZAC
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with ... LENNY BRUCE Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].
BIBLE If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
CHEKHOV
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can be... ANONYMOUS
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. JOHNNY CARSON
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. ANONYMOUS
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. ANONYMOUS
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what y... ANONYMOUS
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... ANONYMOUS
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. ANONYMOUS
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. ANONYMOUS
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. ANONYMOUS
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. ANONYMOUS
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo... ANONYMOUS
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. ANONYMOUS
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. ANONYMOUS
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...b... ANONYMOUS
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her o... ANONYMOUS
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family d... ANONYMOUS In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles sugg...
ROBERT BRIFFAULT
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother... ENGLISH PROVERB
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is ... HONORE DE BALZAC
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. LENNY BRUCE Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.
LIN Yü-TANG I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.
LADY NANCY ASTOR Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
S. T. COLERIDGE
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try to give their best qualiti... JOAN BAEZ Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
MARCEL ARCHARD My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses.. wait.. ! I am receiving a correction ...
JOHN C LEHMAN
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. JIM BACKUS
She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one. EDMUND BURKE If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing...
MARY FRANCES BERRY
Woman was God's second mistake. ARISTOTLE ONASSIS No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in lo...
ROGERS The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
IRWIN COREY
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. BASKINS
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to m... DAVID BISSONETTE
The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong. HENRY BROOKS ADAMS
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women. H. L. MENCKEN A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head. -Lady Marguerite Bless...
LADY MARGUERITE BLESSINGTON
If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters. BARBARA WALTERS
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman. EDWARD G. BULWER-LYTTON
There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart. JUDITH ANDERSON They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was i...
CLARE BOOTH LUCE
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West. MAE WEST The society of women is the element of good manners.
JONATHAN S. HAAS Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
PAULINE THOMASON I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
F. M. KNOWLES
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. SAM KINISON
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. JOHN HEYWOOD I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the ...
MADAME DE RIEUX
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. AMY BLOOM A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle...
POOR JIMMY'S ALMANAC
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. J... MARY BUCKLEY Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
ANNE BRADSTREET
A small family is soon provided for. MARVIN KITMAN
Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a lit... ALEXANDER HAMILTON
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. SPANISH PROVERB To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old ...
THOMAS B. ALDRICH I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
BETTE-JANE RAPHAEL
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks ... JILLY COOPER
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th... DAVE BARRY Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
NAVAHO SAYING
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows. THOMAS FULLER When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
MOLLY MCGEE The mandate for equal opportunity doesn't dictate disregard for the differences in candidates' quali...
TIM III ELLIS We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive v...
SIDNEY J. HARRIS
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn... CLARE BOOTHE LUCE
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary. TIMOTHY LEARY
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call m... REBECCA WEST
Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. ... BETTY FRIEDAN
When women go wrong, men go right after them. CHARLOTTE WHITTON
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them... SACHA GUITRY Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any...
JANE GOODSELL
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ig... MARGO KAUFMAN Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
WEDDING TOAST
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. SCOTTISH PROVERB
