Ye undertakers, tell us, 'Midst all the gorgeous figures you exhibit, Why is the principal conceal'd, for which You make this mighty stir?

Diaulus, lately a doctor, is now an undertaker' what he does as an undertaker, he used to do also as a doctor.

FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.

Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.

Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

The houses he makes last till doomsday.