Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him