A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest