Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Know how to do anything - I’m a mom

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect