Women are cursed and men are the proof.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.