Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.