The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

Every soul is special. They’re all beautiful. They’re all far more significant than anyone on this rock realizes. I think when people are at their best, they’re acting in accordance with their soul. The ones who have gone bad don’t have bad souls. They’ve just given up on keeping in touch with them.