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Why is everybody trying to stop the war? George Bush ain't beensaying, 'You all, make shitty records.' Politicians and music don't mix.It's like whisky and wine. Musicians ought to stay out of it.


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ALFRED ROCK I promised my teammates I wasn't going to let them down. I was going to let everything hang out — t...
ALFRED ROCK It's a miracle that David Bowie, Lou Reed and Iggy Pop are actually still alive today, given how...
MICK ROCK The RDA for fiber is very realistic and not that hard to do.
CHERYL ROCK Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
CHRIS ROCK I did not want to be somebody who lived off his reputation. I wanted to continue to be part of the m...
MICK ROCK I grew up in a very loving two-parent household in the middle of one of the worst ghettos in New Yor...
CHRIS ROCK Somebody had given me a copy of 'Hunky Dory,' which had yet to be a hit, although it was sta...
MICK ROCK A man may keep his heart encased in stone but despite his best efforts a woman can steal it whenever...
E.R. ROCK Those who fight to defend their own rights under the Constitution do not fully understand it or appr...
E.R. ROCK Some people will always be grouchy while others require a reason but almost nothing can dispirit som...
E.R. ROCK I may not be slim but I'm relatively skinny. I'm skinnier than most of my relatives.
E.R. ROCK A person can change but people do not.
E.R. ROCK Give no heed to anyone who tells you that the problems of our country can be solved by doing somethi...
E.R. ROCK The simplest of things can leave you with the regret of something not done, but it takes something m...
E.R. ROCK Stress isn't about the amount of crap that enters your life, it's about the size of the shovel you u...
E.R. ROCK If you think our nation is messed up, you should look at the source of the problem. The problem isn'...
E.R. ROCK Just because you believe that someone should have a constitutional right, doesn't mean that you thin...
E.R. ROCK If you think that the past is better than today just remember, it's that past that brought you here.
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