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Why is everybody trying to stop the war? George Bush ain't been
saying, 'You all, make shitty records.' Politicians and music don't mix.
It's like whisky and wine. Musicians ought to stay out of it.


Kid Rock

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classical music.
I love...
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I inquire, why
'Cause I admire a desire to flip th...
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Everybody is breaking grounds; but you mus...
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If I am just living to fight
Why am I trying to see.
Whe...
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"I can't..." what you can't "... It's too far"... why??

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You dont have to be like everybody ...
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in all of American history.
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Dont you know a treetop
is no safe place to rock?
And who ...
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Dont you know a treetop
is no safe place to rock?
And w...
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Maybe even you couldn’t get ...
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stop trying to hold it in.
stop trying to hold it together. AVA. ...I've been with you all day.
I'm trying to stay calm.
I'm impatient and it's really hard...
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Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everyb...
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Why am I trying to see, when there aint n...
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Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everyb...
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Why beg for its flame when you've already ...
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So, if you want to succeed.
Don't stop tr...
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DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
 DON'T SET...
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and I'm beginning to think they're right.
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J. B. PRIESTLEY Like its politicians and its war, society has the teenagers it deserves
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that when I meet someone I like,
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What is the hindrance to moving on?

Why in lov...
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I thought that you should know
I'd throw away my home
If I had som...
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the wild wine
that sets the wisest man to sing
at ...
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I start coughing again. “Uh, No. No, George. I’m...
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1 start
2 dont make excuses
3 celebrate small s...
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And you endure --
So turn your face to the rock of Time,
Make one mor...
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"No problem. Do you want me to be all gl...
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To stop
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You want to cry aloud for your
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Hush my soul to meet the shock
Of t...
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so simply
about love
or about pain
that even
...
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never stop believing,
never give up,
never stop trying, and <...
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When a shadow of sadness flickers by
When a tear finds...
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men
is like a vast bridge
that carries you
over
the man...
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the unlicensed conviction
there ought to be a...
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BY VICKI JORDAN

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Bu...
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That's why I'm leaving
That's why people leave ea...
HENRY ROLLINS When someone is hurt and
we hear ourselves saying
"I don't understand, why"
PAUSE
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Today, many will awaken with a fresh sense of inspiration. Why not you?
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from heaven is sent,
more perfect than all
that a man can in...
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“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curios...
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Exhilarates the man
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Make a place to sit down.
Sit down. Be quiet. <...
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And I'm not sure you know
That t...
AVRIL LAVIGNE I love you in order to begin loving you,
to start infinity again
and never to stop loving ...
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We listen to it, and d...
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father says natural is beautiful
so why do you redden your cheeks
and blac...
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-Royce Westmorelan...
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ALLAN ROCK You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
CHRIS ROCK Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Pau...
CHRIS ROCK Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to...
CHRIS ROCK The economy has become such a complex horror that there will be no simple solutions and anyone who t...
E.R. ROCK She just really liked the script and ... I responded to that.
CHRIS ROCK You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
CHRIS ROCK I'd photographed musicians before but this was different. Syd was very charismatic, and he had t...
MICK ROCK Maybe no other show is good.
CHRIS ROCK I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto...
CHRIS ROCK School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.
CHRIS ROCK Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just s...
CHRIS ROCK I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
CHRIS ROCK There was sleep deprivation and long negotiations. But in the end we made real progress.
ALLAN ROCK We are still hoping to address every item in the draft and get an agreement.
ALLAN ROCK It depends on how hard we work in the summer — running hills, in the rain, lifting weights. But if ...
ALFRED ROCK I promised my teammates I wasn't going to let them down. I was going to let everything hang out — t...
ALFRED ROCK It's a miracle that David Bowie, Lou Reed and Iggy Pop are actually still alive today, given how...
MICK ROCK The RDA for fiber is very realistic and not that hard to do.
CHERYL ROCK Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
CHRIS ROCK I did not want to be somebody who lived off his reputation. I wanted to continue to be part of the m...
MICK ROCK I grew up in a very loving two-parent household in the middle of one of the worst ghettos in New Yor...
CHRIS ROCK Somebody had given me a copy of 'Hunky Dory,' which had yet to be a hit, although it was sta...
MICK ROCK A man may keep his heart encased in stone but despite his best efforts a woman can steal it whenever...
E.R. ROCK Those who fight to defend their own rights under the Constitution do not fully understand it or appr...
E.R. ROCK Some people will always be grouchy while others require a reason but almost nothing can dispirit som...
E.R. ROCK I may not be slim but I'm relatively skinny. I'm skinnier than most of my relatives.
E.R. ROCK A person can change but people do not.
E.R. ROCK Give no heed to anyone who tells you that the problems of our country can be solved by doing somethi...
E.R. ROCK The simplest of things can leave you with the regret of something not done, but it takes something m...
E.R. ROCK Stress isn't about the amount of crap that enters your life, it's about the size of the shovel you u...
E.R. ROCK If you think our nation is messed up, you should look at the source of the problem. The problem isn'...
E.R. ROCK Just because you believe that someone should have a constitutional right, doesn't mean that you thin...
E.R. ROCK If you think that the past is better than today just remember, it's that past that brought you here.
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