Who seeks to please all men each way, and not himself offend, he may begin his work today, but God knows where he'll end

There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him