Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.

Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!

Why did the blonde take two stones to bed? One to hit the light switch and turn the light off and the other to check if the window is closed.

An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.

What's the best excuse to ask the girl you like for her photo? Tell her you're collecting all the Pokemon's.