While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.

If unix is the face of the future I wanna go back to quill pens.

The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards

Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it

Give to us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for--because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything.

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.