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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it
Gene Spafford
Awe
Diarrhea
Difficult
Elephants
Entertaining
Herd
Inspiring
Massive
Performing
Redirect
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