Which the Chicken and Which the Egg?

He drinks because she scolds, he thinks;
She thinks she scolds because he drinks;
And nether will admit what's true,
That he's a sot and she's a shrew.


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If he was going to beat us, it would be from the line.
BUD OGDEN
He's kind of unique. I expect big things out of him.
BUD OGDEN
I'll be disappointed if we don't do well in league. I want to leave it broad like that.
BUD OGDEN
Tuesday is a huge one and if we can take care of business, it looks like a time where anybody can be...
BUD OGDEN
Frankie has improved and improved and improved.
BUD OGDEN
We couldn't have written an ending to this rivalry better. From our perspective, we snatched a victo...
BUD OGDEN
We did what we had to do to win. We got rebounds when we had to and got to loose balls. Players step...
BUD OGDEN
Nothing would make me happier. I know that program inside and out. That's a ways off and a lot can h...
BUD OGDEN
He's a legend. He deserves respect.
CLAY OGDEN
They were on a roll. There was definitely a momentum switch at the tail end of the game.
BUD OGDEN
There's good news and bad news. We're definitely nowhere near being out of the woods.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
We've seen an increase in obesity in men and we've seen an increase in overweight in both boys and g...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
I was particularly concerned about seeing the increase in children, because we know that children wh...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
About 17 percent of children are overweight and about a third of adults are obese.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
How quickly the gun was pulled, it didn't seem like there was rational thinking there so that's what...
AMANDA OGDEN
He had pulled a gun and said, excuse my language here, but said, 'I'll (expletive) shoot her, I'll (...
AMANDA OGDEN
Our dog kind of got a little jumpy ... and the dogs went to kind of say hello and he swung his stick...
AMANDA OGDEN
Given the Court of Appeals decision, this is a fair resolution for the American taxpayer.
DAVID OGDEN
Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They...
CHARLES OGDEN
He worked as hard as any other pilot, and his stick and throttle are above most others.
CLAY OGDEN
It'll be no picnic. We're going to have to shoot the ball better or it's going to be a long afternoo...
BUD OGDEN
Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect
HOWARD OGDEN
The guy can just roll the rock. The putt he made on 17 was something. The way he has it going right ...
CLAY OGDEN
(Handy) is just about the only player we can depend upon to individually create shots and make it.
BUD OGDEN
It's during childhood that our patterns often are set. Overweight adolescents often become obese adu...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
Obviously there has to be some upper limit. I just don't know where it's going to be.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
I was surprised that we could see an upward trend in such a short time among overweight children and...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
It looks like it's leveling off. We'll need more data over the next few years to know for sure, but ...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
It looks like it's leveling off.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
I didn't know if we would be able to detect an increase and I was surprised that we did. It's a conc...
CYNTHIA OGDEN
It does look good for women. Obesity may be stabilizing.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
Basically, men are catching up to women.
CYNTHIA OGDEN
There's definitely a growing gap between African-American culture and baseball. The doors Jackie Rob...
DAVID OGDEN
We are looking at possible future layoffs.
DAVID OGDEN
We allege that in carrying out that campaign, they pulled no punches, ... For decades, they repeated...
DAVID OGDEN
The resolution of these issues ensures that this evidence of one of the most tragic events in Americ...
DAVID OGDEN
Today's decision by the arbitration panel secures the original Zapruder film for the public and guar...
DAVID OGDEN
[An attorney for Ladner said yesterday that he could not comment on the statement.] I haven't seen i...
DAVID OGDEN
It's our belief that presidential papers belong to all the American people.
DAVID OGDEN
There have been discussions between a group of trustees and Dr. Ladner, which are designed, we under...
DAVID OGDEN
The guy can just roll the rock, period. The way he has it going right now - he's looking the way he ...
CLAY OGDEN
The guy can just roll the rock, period.
CLAY OGDEN
It was amazing. I grew up watching him play, and now to get to witness it first hand was incredible....
CLAY OGDEN
I would say some people change drivers one or two times a year.
CLAY OGDEN
I don't know what it is about the second round, but we just seem to step it up. The second round is ...
CLAY OGDEN
You've got to keep the gas on and keep it going.
CLAY OGDEN
I was kind of joking and I actually said that I hoped I play her. And here we go.
CLAY OGDEN
We don't want him acclimated to people. In order to survive they've got to keep hating people.
FRANK OGDEN