Whether a man is a criminal or a public servant is purely a matter of perspective.

Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have known all along that it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.

Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.

...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....

A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

It is what it is.
You are what you it.
There are no mistakes."
--Villa Incognito