A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

salvation is for the feeble, that's what I think. I don't want salvation, I want life, all of life, the miserable as well as the superb.

Christianity is merely a system for turning priestesses into handmaidens, queens into concubines, and goddesses into muses.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have known all along that it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.

Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.