Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it

I'm not busy, ... A woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.