A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.