When you think of gay people it's funny. They wear leather. They like Judy Garland. ... Gay people, to you, are great material.

If a joke isn't working after two years, you can't blame the actors.

It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous!

His personality leans to some 'off-color' type of jokes and some people find him funny and amusing to be around and some people take offense. I doubt he will change who he is and nor should he. ... He has kids and now he has to explain why his sense of humor has cost him.

We have the largest gay congregation in middle America,

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me.