It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous!

If I suck, you swallow.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

My parents said that sitting at home playing video games all day won't bring you anywhere in life.

When you think of gay people it's funny. They wear leather. They like Judy Garland. ... Gay people, to you, are great material.

Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me.