When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.
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Related Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it... TOMMY CHONG When you're writing, you're only a brain and some fingers, but drumming, you're involvin... MICHAEL AZERRAD It's not really about the competition. Your biggest challenge in a race is yourself. You're ... SUMMER SANDERS The urge to act became the overriding force in my life. It thrilled me. There's a moment with ac... RUPERT GRAVES Love hurts the most when you really love. Sometimes you think you're in love, and then you find ... BABYFACE Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH Your first hit in the majors - that's tops. It means you're on your way. When you get the fi... ROD CAREW Conflicts of interest' arise when you're not - when you're sneaky about it, when you'... SEAN SPICER When you are in your 20's and 30's, you just want a hit record and you don't really care... BARRY GIBB One doesn't have to pursue unhappiness. It comes to you. You come into the world screaming. You ... JAMAICA KINCAID It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON I thought that the 40s was a tough decade, because it's when you finally figure out that you'... JUDITH VIORST When you're a kid, you see your parents reading the newspaper and you're like, 'God, why... FRED DURST If something's gonna make you happy, and you know it's gonna make you happy, and it's wh... BRETT YOUNG Science is you! It's your head, it's your dog, it's your iPhone - it's the world. Ho... MARY ROACH I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I've learned the lesson that when you're in the middle of something that seems overwhelming,... LEE ANN WOMACK Do good 'cause God wants you to be happy. When you come to church, when you worship Him, you'... VICTORIA OSTEEN When you're facing an investor or the institutions or a distributor, it's you yourself with ... MARTIN VILLENEUVE With acting, when you're reading a script, you're regurgitating someone else's words. Th... VANESSA LACHEY I've had to really teach myself that when you're not feeling it, you shouldn't write any... COREY TAYLOR Instagram is just a way of showing the world a little piece of what you're like. You're not ... SOFIA RICHIE I really enjoy my philanthropic work, traveling around the world and helping people in need. That... LARRY FITZGERALD You're not lonely when you're teaching, you're not quiet, you're laughing most of th... MEM FOX People can tell when you're happy with being you and when you're not. It's only cheesy b... HAYDEN PANETTIERE It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I love the percussion. It's a right brain, left brain thing. There are different beats, but coop... SHALOM HARLOW When everything works best, it's not because you chose writing but because writing chose you. It... CHARLES BUKOWSKI When you pinch-hit, you know you're getting their best guys, and usually it's a reliever and... BILLY BUTLER When you're onstage and the audience is smiling and singing and bopping along and you're all... JOAN JETT I believe in life that you know that everything prepares you for the next thing - whether it's a... LEE DANIELS And if you're singing to someone, or if they're singing along, and suddenly you're in ha... JASON MRAZ Sometimes when you are a great mom, you're not so great at your job. And then when you're go... GISELE BUNDCHEN When you're making the film, you don't really think the audience; it's only when you sta... JONATHAN GLAZER That's an amazing feeling, to walk onstage, and you're not thinking about anything, you'... ERIC MCCORMACK I mean it's the most objective industry in the world. If your numbers stink, you're out. If ... JIM CRAMER I think that having comedy where people talk the way they really talk, when you talk with your frien... SETH GORDON It's hard enough to just be a good actor. When you're on set, there's everything going a... JAMES MARSDEN It's the worst when you're kissing someone who's not a good kisser, and you're tryin... DREW BARRYMORE But as they say about sharks, it's not the ones you see that you have to worry about, it's t... DAVID BLAINE You're freaked out that you're going to be having a child, and once you're looking after... BEN STILLER The most special Slam is Wimbledon, of course. But where I feel the best is Melbourne. And you'r... MARIN CILIC It's hard to think it's important to try out as cheerleader when you're starring on Broa... BONNIE BEDELIA If you're writing anything decent, it's in you, it's your spirit coming out. If it's... ALEX CHILTON It's hard to be a celebrity nowadays. It's not about your track record anymore. If you have ... JAMIE FOXX All you can do is really the prep work and make sure you're ready to hit each golf shot. Outside... RICKIE FOWLER I guess Surrealism has a draw for me because it's an unknown world. It's a world of subconsc... GOTYE If you are not happy when you're weightless, then something's wrong. BRIAN BINNIE See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? ... ROBBIE COLTRANE See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren't you? ... ROBBIE COLTRAINE It's important, that spirit of youth, and when you're 16 that can get you kickstarted. EWAN MCGREGOR You love the game, but it's hard to do the things you do when you're feeling like you're... CALVIN JOHNSON It's probably the worst feeling in the world, when you're deeply and madly in love with a wo... BRUNO MARS Everywhere I go now, people are like, 'That's the guy from 'Dancing With the Stars!'... DONALD DRIVER If you compare the violence in 'Happy Valley' to the violence in something like 'Game of... JAMES NORTON I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you&... ALEXIS ARGUELLO I would direct TV. That's a little different. It's more of a contained world as a director. ... CHERYL HINES You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting... LEE WESTWOOD Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realisation that death is out there. Bu... CLINT EASTWOOD Kids don't eat fast. They take their time; they talk and laugh. Sometimes it's really annoyi... ALISON SWEENEY Making a movie like 'Felony' is hard work because you're really putting your own ideas o... JOEL EDGERTON I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it's cute, they're really... KANDYSE MCCLURE I think it's okay to feel jealous, but it's how you deal with it that's the important th... CARRIE UNDERWOOD When you're a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend it's really boring, but it's not. ... AMY POEHLER When you're in WWE, it's a part of that contract signing, that grind. You're on-call 24-... REY MYSTERIO I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still fu... CONSTANCE WU Here's what's nice about life: Sometimes you have ideas and for the most part, they're n... MAX GREENFIELD At the most elite level, your nutrition becomes a lifestyle: it's not something you have to do w... ABBY WAMBACH You got the ball in your hands and you're in command, and if you get your good pitch where you w... DWIGHT GOODEN I'm just a believer in keeping all of the creative brain cells moving and working even when you&... NIKKI REED Sometimes when you're overwhelmed by a situation - when you're in the darkest of darkness - ... PHOEBE SNOW Antidepressants are very good, but it's a clinical cosh, really. Sometimes you have to be knocke... ADAM ANT When you're in New York City or Los Angeles, even if you're not dealing with show business, ... ED HELMS When you're happy you don't always have to be laughing, and when you're sad you don'... FREDDIE HIGHMORE Everyone takes pause at 40. It's the age you have to assess everything in your life. It's th... PAUL FEIG There's a good argument to be made that companies that are private, where they're run by par... ANDREW ROSS SORKIN It's a very hard industry, and it's very cold. It's loving for when you have a hit recor... BEBE REXHA You're being cast for your acting ability. It's not based on the way your body functions. If... NEVE CAMPBELL It's more than a job. It's very personal, so when you're hurt, you're really hurt in... CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG I've always been a fan of instructional videos. The bass-player ones are insane. The music on th... FRED ARMISEN When you're invested in your own business, you're going to run it better. When people are fi... FRED DELUCA When you're throwing the football the way you want to, you're not thinking about it. You'... AARON RODGERS Prayer's important, not just as some kind of a metaphysical exercise, but I think it's a way... MIKE HUCKABEE It's not really possible to open 'The Casual Vacancy' without a lot of expectations both... LEV GROSSMAN You don't put your head above the parapet and become a personality if you're an illustrator ... ROBERT INGPEN There is anxiety, but it comes after you've finished filming because it's out of your hands;... HUGH JACKMAN I feel like you become a songwriter when you claim that it's sort of like a switch flipped, and ... CHARLIE WORSHAM While it's nice to appreciate the fashion world... what makes you happy are real relationships a... MIRANDA KERR I think the best time to approach a woman is actually after her workout. When you're working out... NIKKI BELLA When you're in school, every little mistake is a permanent crack in your windshield. But in the ... DREW HOUSTON You're living your life the entire time in both worlds - it's not like they say, 'Action... LUCAS HEDGES Convincing people to give your way a try will work if you neutralize - and sometimes you have to cau... GEOFFREY CANADA When you are honest in your comedy, you have to acknowledge the world that you're in. Through a ... TREVOR NOAH There are times in my life when I haven't been happy. Sometimes it's not even physical, it... JOSIE LOREN There's a part of you - the born-again part, your spirit - that's dead to sin. That's wh... JOYCE MEYER You do it for the highs, when you're totally engrossed and everything's flowing and whatever... GREG RUSEDSKI It's only when you risk failure that you discover things. When you play it safe, you're not ... LUPITA NYONG'O No kidding. That's really true. You're paying your own bills through this. It's not a pl... BRUCE BABBITT
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I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. TOMMY CHONG We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we r... TOMMY CHONG When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went ... TOMMY CHONG You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't ... TOMMY CHONG Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya. TOMMY CHONG People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing.... TOMMY CHONG The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. TOMMY CHONG Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it... TOMMY CHONG I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans,... TOMMY CHONG You can't become a dictator through checks and balances. 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Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy ... TOMMY CHONG Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick b... TOMMY CHONG I don't think you could find anybody who hasn't tried marijuana, and I take a lot of credit for that... TOMMY CHONG Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong's career, so it's just natural. You k... TOMMY CHONG Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call. TOMMY CHONG Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies. TOMMY CHONG Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the wo... TOMMY CHONG To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experie... TOMMY CHONG No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in. TOMMY CHONG Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musician... TOMMY CHONG A lot of prophets have gone to jail. TOMMY CHONG The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You'... TOMMY CHONG I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime. TOMMY CHONG Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. ... TOMMY CHONG I'm just glad I can make a difference in someone's life. TOMMY CHONG But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible. TOMMY CHONG Everything that happens to me is very cosmic. TOMMY CHONG The accusation from Europe is completely groundless. Shoe dumping from China to Europe does not exis... CHONG QUAN I know blind programmers who work in C and Visual Basic in addition to mainframe languages, because ... CURTIS CHONG This smacks of protectionism and is completely out of line with the overall trend of free trade repr... CHONG QUAN It took me quite a while to wipe off the sand on my car. But there's no point in washing it -- who k... CHONG ZI It will be tough to reach the number one spot this year. There is a big difference in points between... CHONG WEI The problem is one of attitude. What is it that an IT professional expects from somebody who is blin... CURTIS CHONG How will people with disabilities in the state, who are working for the state, how will they deal wi... CURTIS CHONG I'm thinking that, really, we may see some incremental improvements on some fronts [this year]. But ... CURTIS CHONG If you were lucky, you could delegate that kind of work away. But if not, and you couldn't get at th... CURTIS CHONG IT workers at some companies have learned that blind people can compete. But lots of others have nev... CURTIS CHONG The question for a lot of these funds is, how much more are they willing to pay and whether the pric... CLEMENT CHONG The Australian sector is running out of infrastructure assets to buy. Funds can compete for a very s... CLEMENT CHONG It's always hard when you're looking at infrastructure projects, because you're always going to be o... IDA CHONG This is a new program that we announced earlier this year. We asked communities to submit their appl... IDA CHONG One of the things we were facing was the change of councils as a result of the municipal elections. ... IDA CHONG We were speaking with people who said it was cracking and leaking, and they were afraid it could fai... IDA CHONG We have addressed the situation. JUDY CHONG We would have been glad to support his cause. Over the years, we've donated money and our employees ... JUDY CHONG We put signs up to let customers know and let them appreciate our efforts. We've also built an aware... JUDY CHONG I have a good mind but I don't like to bore anyone with it. RAE DAWN CHONG I think that my script, if it gets used, would be great. But if it doesn't, I think it inspired ... RAE DAWN CHONG Unattractive people are more obsessed with looks. RAE DAWN CHONG My sister and I said, Dad, are you doing to do anything about that? And he mentioned treatments othe... RAE DAWN CHONG You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him. RAE DAWN CHONG You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him RAE DAWN CHONG I think an ample current account surplus is one of the factors that can boost the won and prompt int... CHUN CHONG WOO When I saw the Chinese newspapers reporting her ?ear-pulling? claims, I was shocked as she did not m... DATUK MICHAEL CHONG As she was speaking in a loud voice, I came out of my room and listened to her. She told me about wh... DATUK MICHAEL CHONG Man can now fly in the air like a bird, swim under the ocean like a fish, he can burrow into the gro... TOMMY DOUGLAS I don't mind being a symbol but I don't want to become a monument. There are monuments all o... TOMMY DOUGLAS Success is fickle, but creativity is a gift. TOMMY SHAW In some ways, climbing in the clouds is comforting. You can no longer see how high off the ground yo... TOMMY CALDWELL The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen. TOMMY SMOTHERS I'm always getting injuries like bruised and bloody knuckles from catching a cymbal or the edge ... TOMMY LEE I was looking at people like Jim Morrison and David Bowie and Mick Jagger and I thought, Ah! I want ... TOMMY HILFIGER No one really buys records anymore. You can look at sales and do that math real quick. Unfortunately... TOMMY LEE Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. TOMMY ARMOUR The Ramones are not an oldies group; they are not a glitter group. They don't play boogie music,... TOMMY RAMONE I'm still that rowdy dude who has after-parties in his dressing room with a concert-sized PA sys... TOMMY LEE I've always loved the mixture of crushing live drums with a programmed groove, that really cool ... TOMMY LEE So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said ... TOMMY COOPER I also did some jail time a few years ago. Spent a whole summer in jail reading books. I pumped a to... TOMMY LEE Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it, not hard enough and ... TOMMY LASORDA The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination. TOMMY LASORDA Catching a fly ball is a pleasure, but knowing what to do with it is a business. TOMMY HENRICH Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's beca... TOMMY LASORDA Show business is really 90 per cent luck and 10 per cent being able to handle it when it gets offere... TOMMY STEELE When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out. TOMMY LASORDA When I was a little kid, I took tap and ballet. I've always loved to dance. I'm a rhythm machine. TOMMY LEE When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished. TOMMY SMOTHERS There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and ... TOMMY LASORDA You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the wind... TOMMY COOPER The preppy lifestyle has gone global. We feel that our business has grown so well because preppy tra... TOMMY HILFIGER Algebra looked like Chinese characters to me, and I could never get into reading Shakespeare. I just... TOMMY HILFIGER Mostly I listen to old-time music, some bluegrass, some Americana stuff, too many to name. But of th... TOMMY RAMONE I was born in Alabama and my first live music experiences were in church. Every Sunday we watched re... TOMMY SHAW Over the last 15 years we've developed our brand into a global brand and we wanted our giving to... TOMMY HILFIGER I've never tried to do couture, because it's a whole different beast. TOMMY HILFIGER We like to believe our fashion is growing. TOMMY HILFIGER I looked at my competitors and I thought that, If they could do it, I could do it. And if, they are ... TOMMY HILFIGER My mother was kind and forgiving and would take in all the waifs and strays in our neighbourhood; we... TOMMY HILFIGER We had incense and rock'n'roll posters, and we sold records and rolling papers. People could... TOMMY HILFIGER If I see someone wearing Hilfiger it makes me proud, but then I wonder what I could do to make the s... TOMMY HILFIGER My mother inspired me to treat others as I would want to be treated regardless of age, race or finan... TOMMY HILFIGER My passion for music has always inspired my designs. TOMMY HILFIGER I knew exactly what I wanted to do. I wanted to build some kind of lifestyle brand that was preppy a... TOMMY HILFIGER I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Ju... TOMMY HILFIGER We are going back to our roots by cultivating new unsigned talent who otherwise might go unnoticed. TOMMY HILFIGER We are really living the American dream, to be a successful brand in the States and in Europe and to... TOMMY HILFIGER You want to look fashionable and put-together, not like you hit every sale rack this season. TOMMY HILFIGER It was difficult for me because I was searching for the answer for so long, and the answer was right... TOMMY HILFIGER But I think, if you're in the spotlight, people are going to say bad things, and that's just... TOMMY HILFIGER I think it's dangerous to think that you're successful, because then you become complacent. TOMMY HILFIGER I thought, if I went into business I'd be able to control my own destiny. TOMMY HILFIGER In designing a lifestyle brand, you have to know more than just designing clothes. TOMMY HILFIGER Our look and image never change dramatically from one season to the next, so we need an edge. TOMMY HILFIGER One of the most important things to me is to make things real, not have models who are perfectly gro... TOMMY HILFIGER I'm a designer of more than clothes. I am a designer of a very creative concept. TOMMY HILFIGER If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you... TOMMY BOLT Trust is a big word for me. Loyalty and trust, for me, are everything. It's the core of what I... TOMMY MOTTOLA I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. TOMMY COOPER Aerosmith's 'Rocks' is on the list of my top favorite albums of all time. TOMMY LEE You can have fun, but you also have to put on your thinking cap every day. TOMMY SHAW The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. TOMMY LASORDA Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts. TOMMY LASORDA The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possibl... TOMMY HILFIGER I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He sai... TOMMY COOPER When you - when you become the manager of a major league team, particularly the Dodgers, to me, that... TOMMY LASORDA We're all put here for a reason. And one little movement changes your way of life. TOMMY LASORDA I am so happy and proud to learn of Hideo Nomo's election to the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame.... TOMMY LASORDA When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we&... TOMMY LASORDA I love doubleheaders. That way I get to keep my uniform on longer. TOMMY LASORDA No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you. TOMMY LASORDA I bleed Dodger blue! TOMMY LASORDA If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life. TOMMY LASORDA You can wake up every day and make today better than the last. TOMMY LASORDA I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky. TOMMY LASORDA I believe managing is like holding a dove in your hand. If you hold it too tightly you kill it, but ... TOMMY LASORDA Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask ... TOMMY LASORDA 'Pressure' is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure,... TOMMY LASORDA If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven. TOMMY LASORDA I still remember the entire Boy Scout motto. I don't remember the serial number of my gun in the... TOMMY LASORDA There are three kinds of people in this world: people who make it happen, people who watch what happ... TOMMY LASORDA You give loyalty, you'll get it back. You give love, you'll get it back. TOMMY LASORDA No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you ... TOMMY LASORDA About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure. TOMMY LASORDA People try to say suicide is the most cowardly act a man could ever commit. I don't think that's tru... TOMMY TRAN So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a lib... TOMMY COOPER I like a lot of classic movies, like, for example, 'Citizen Kane', James Dean movies, etc, e... TOMMY WISEAU The Ramones were not about having a good time. The closest thing probably was maybe Joey and Dee Dee... TOMMY RAMONE The Dawn Wall and the Fitz Traverse were super-satisfying climbs. But I will always be searching for... TOMMY CALDWELL Stand at the base and look up at 3,000 feet of blankness. It just looks like there's no way you ... TOMMY CALDWELL I grew up a clumsy kid with bad hand-eye coordination. Yet here on El Cap, I felt as though I had st... TOMMY CALDWELL When I was 15 years old, I used to actually dream I was pitching in Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey was ... TOMMY LASORDA As a solo artist, I just felt cemented in front of the mike stand. There was very little time to pla... TOMMY SHAW I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters. TOMMY LASORDA If the United States is hit with a weapon of mass destruction that inflicts large casualties, the Co... TOMMY FRANKS Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. TOMMY COOPER A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around ... TOMMY COOPER I've had heroes in my life - Joe DiMaggio, Babe Ruth. TOMMY LASORDA I was born in Budapest, Hungary, and moved to the United States in 1956. It was during the Hungarian... TOMMY RAMONE Always give an autograph when somebody asks you. TOMMY LASORDA We have learned the need to be flexible or to have flexible forces, agile forces, who can move quick... TOMMY FRANKS I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early... TOMMY HILFIGER I do not care whether you're a Democrat or you're a Republican or an independent. We must pu... TOMMY LASORDA I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a ... TOMMY DOUGLAS There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and t... TOMMY LASORDA A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.... TOMMY COOPER Any vehicle that conveys great songs and the ability to perform them, whether it's 'N Sync o... TOMMY MOTTOLA They could never beat me in Springfield. I loved that old ballpark. If I could have pitched there al... TOMMY LASORDA Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. T... TOMMY COOPER Acid wasn't getting a whole lot of bad press at the time, and as I saw the whole bad-press thing... TOMMY RETTIG The Radiohead record, The Bends is my all-time favorite record on the planet. TOMMY LEE There are no more heroes in America. Because of the Internet, heroism has become momentary and withi... TOMMY MOTTOLA Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world. TOMMY DOUGLAS The best thing about being rich is the freedom; freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want. I... TOMMY LEE I've always gravitated towards the beats, obviously. And when I was growing up, I always loved f... TOMMY LEE I started in the lowest league in baseball, and I worked my way all the way up to Triple A and then ... TOMMY LASORDA My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean i... TOMMY LEE Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's be... TOMMY LASORDA We live in a world full of people who are satisfied with pretending to be someone they are not. TOMMY TRAN Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's bec... TOMMY LASORDA The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers. TOMMY LASORDA The horses forced into the chuckwagon races die of heart attacks, broken necks, broken legs, and oth... TOMMY LEE I disapprove of lots of decisions made by George Bush: the war, the meddling in the affairs of other... TOMMY HILFIGER We have learned that precision munitions go precisely where they're targeted to go. We've le... TOMMY FRANKS Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers. TOMMY LASORDA When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger.... TOMMY LASORDA Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse. TOMMY LEE Most drummers are covered with a million drums, and everyone is like, 'What are you doing back t... TOMMY LEE Too many drummers sit at the back covered in drums, and you never see them. TOMMY LEE The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial. TOMMY SMOTHERS If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me beca... TOMMY SHAW The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise an... TOMMY LEE She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. TOMMY MANVILLE Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. TOMMY COOPER Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you! TOMMY SMOTHERS The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs. TOMMY LASORDA Getting married in four days was the biggest... mistake I've ever made. I have two beautiful kid... TOMMY LEE Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. TOMMY BOLT He wants Texas back.
(when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela mig... TOMMY LASORDA In high school, I got into folk music, and I taught myself guitar. And when The Beatles came out, I ... TOMMY RAMONE Stupidity is genius, it's the genius part that is often misunderstood. TOMMY POLO Express yourself, don't hurt yourself. TOMMY WISEAU