When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

People only have so much attention.

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.