I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.


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Nothing good ever comes of violence.
MARTIN LUTHER
What I did was, I went and collected every bit of information from Adventist publishing houses in th...
WALTER MARTIN
Mrs. White, in my opinion, made false statements. She misused what she claimed was the prophetic gif...
WALTER MARTIN
I thought some of Mrs. White's material was prophetic. I felt some of her insights were extremel...
WALTER MARTIN
I am not an enemy of Adventism.
WALTER MARTIN
The very success of medicine in a material way may now threaten the soul of medicine.
WALTER MARTIN
Who knows the minds of men and how they reason and what their methodology is? But I am not going to ...
WALTER MARTIN
I am not saying we are categorizing Ellen White in the biblical context of a false prophet.
WALTER MARTIN
Christ imparts the capacity of conquest to our lives every single day that we are willing to believe...
WALTER MARTIN
A biblical false prophet was a servant of the devil attempting to lead people away from the truth.
WALTER MARTIN
You see, 30 years ago I didn't have near the audience I have now. My tapes on the cults have rea...
WALTER MARTIN
The Doctrine of the Trinity teaches that within the unity of the one Godhead there are three separat...
WALTER MARTIN
A key to strengthening spiritual muscles and enduring hardship is finding strength in the Word of Go...
WALTER MARTIN
You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.
STEVE MARTIN
And as I've gotten older, I've had more of a tendency to look for people who live by kindnes...
MARTIN SCORSESE
Big money is made in the stock market by being on the right side of the major moves. The idea is to ...
MARTIN ZWEIG
Cinema is a matter of what's in the frame and what's out.
MARTIN SCORSESE
My children's favourite thing is to con me into buying them ice-cream if there's not too big...
CATHERINE MARTIN
God doesn't make mistakes and has made each of us in his own image. God is simply love. There sh...
MARTIN O'MALLEY
For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider, every green tree is far more glorious than...
MARTIN LUTHER
The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
MARTIN LUTHER
'Mars et Avril' is a science fiction film. It's set in Montreal some 50 years in the fut...
MARTIN VILLENEUVE
Photography is the simplest thing in the world, but it is incredibly complicated to make it really w...
MARTIN PARR
Money doesn't mind if we say it's evil, it goes from strength to strength. It's a fictio...
MARTIN AMIS
Some had the custom of receiving the Eucharist daily, some twice a week, some on the Lord's day,...
MARTIN CHEMNITZ
I think you can be depressed and flourish, I think you can have cancer and flourish, I think you can...
MARTIN SELIGMAN
Stop the habit of wishful thinking and start the habit of thoughtful wishes.
MARY MARTIN
The Lord commonly gives riches to foolish people, to whom he gives nothing else.
MARTIN LUTHER
If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't ...
MARTIN LUTHER
If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
MARTIN LUTHER
The will is a beast of burden. If God mounts it, it wishes and goes as God wills; if Satan mounts it...
MARTIN LUTHER
I am afraid that the schools will prove the very gates of hell, unless they diligently labor in expl...
MARTIN LUTHER
When schools flourish, all flourishes.
MARTIN LUTHER
Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God.
MARTIN LUTHER
Peace if possible, truth at all costs.
MARTIN LUTHER
First I shake the whole Apple tree, that the ripest might fall. Then I climb the tree and shake each...
MARTIN LUTHER
The man who has the will to undergo all labor may win to any good.
MARTIN LUTHER
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick a...
MARTIN LUTHER
I more fear what is within me than what comes from without.
MARTIN LUTHER
I am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. I have within me the great ...
MARTIN LUTHER
Blood alone moves the wheels of history.
MARTIN LUTHER
Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized by the things we do not see.
MARTIN LUTHER
Peace is more important than all justice; and peace was not made for the sake of justice, but justic...
MARTIN LUTHER
People must have righteous principals in the first, and then they will not fail to perform virtuous ...
MARTIN LUTHER
Forgiveness is God's command.
MARTIN LUTHER
Music is the art of the prophets and the gift of God.
MARTIN LUTHER
Western countries are thoroughly accustomed to being the centre of global attention, which they have...
MARTIN JACQUES