When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands

The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents