Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier

We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents