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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.


Henry Louis Mencken

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
H. L. MENCKEN Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. MENCKEN Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. MENCKEN Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
OSCAR WILDE Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
H. L. MENCKEN Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
SAMUEL JOHNSON The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
FINLEY PETER DUNNE If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
FINLEY PETER DUNNE Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the comm...
THOMAS FULLER Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
JOHNNY CARSON Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married wit...
TIM ALLEN Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married wit...
TIM ALLEN Washington is full of famous men, and women they married when they were young
FANNY DIXWELL HOLMES Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.
KATHARINE HEPBURN The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
H. L. MENCKEN The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Men coming out of the high school system know they will be taken care of by the bounty of the state....
BEN REILLY Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about...
KATHARINE HEPBURN After the law was announced, we started getting calls from women who wanted to know what would happe...
JENNIFER MILLER I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry.
ANA GASTEYER When you get married you forget about kissing other women.
PAT BOONE All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
RED SKELTON All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.
UNKNOWN There are many women who are happy to be married, but only a few who are married happily.
CURT GOETZ I've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer.
B. B. KING This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes - it liberates young women to pursue married men...
GEORGE GILDER This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men.
GEORGE GILDER Not all women give most of their waking thoughts to pleasing men. Some are married.
EMMA LEE What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
TOM CLANCY If I get married, I want to be very married.
AUDREY HEPBURN I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore...
CYNTHIA NIXON I don't sleep with happily married men.
BRITT EKLAND You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.
GERALDINE A. FERRARO I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?
ELIZABETH TAYLOR One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE One should never know too precisely whom one has married
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Nuns and married women are equally unhappy, if in different ways
CHRISTINA OF SWEDEN After Emancipation, black women married earlier and more often because they were legally free to do ...
REBECCA TRAISTER Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them
JERRY FALWELL I know gay - gay people who aren't married who are better parents than some, you know, straight ...
DENIS LEARY Women...are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
JAMES STEPHENS Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
JAMES THURBER Life's irony; The majority of married people are more married to their mobile phones than actually t...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in ce...
GARY BECKER I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fa...
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there ar...
ERNESTINE ROSE The marriage irony; more than half of those not married are eager to venture in & more than half of ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Reliable office staff come in the shape of mature married women working from 9.30!.30 (inside school...
CHRIS BRASHER We took all the technological know-how that we had and took all the things women complained about an...
LIZ SMITH All married women are not wives
JAPANESE PROVERB All married women are not wives.
JAPANESE PROVERB Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and mino...
DIANE WATSON Reliable office staff come in the shape of mature married women working from 9.30 to 3.30 (inside sc...
CHRIS BRASHER Reliable office staff come in the shape of mature married women working from 9.30 to 3.30 (inside sc...
FAY WELDON When we look at people who start out single, get married, and then get divorced, they look different...
RICHARD LUCAS I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
BRITT EKLAND Some women who married and also had lesbian relationships were genuinely bisexual. Many others marri...
LILLIAN FADERMAN Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never o...
BERTRAND RUSSELL I have been married twice, but both of my wives have been too bright to be sucked in by women's ...
HARRY HARLOW There's a lot more soldiers that are married than single.
RON FEHR I married beneath me, all women do.
NANCY ASTOR I married beneath me. All women do.
CHER I married beneath me; all women do.
NANCY ASTOR I married beneath me - all women do.
NANCY ASTOR I married beneath me. All women do.
NANCY WITCHER ASTOR VISCOUNTESS I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn&...
GEORGE JEAN NATHAN Married men make the best husbands
JAMES HUNEKER [Jennings, ABC's chief news anchor for more than 20 years, was also] famously attracted to women, .....
TED KOPPEL I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
ZSA ZSA GABOR What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
TOM CLANCY I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
GLORIA LEONARD I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
ZSA ZSA GABOR What do I know about sex? I'm a married man
TOM CLANCY I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?
ELIZABETH TAYLOR It seems to me that one thing people do over and over again is try to figure out how to get married,...
JOHN CUSACK Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either pa...
DR. SEUSS Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never o...
BERTRAND RUSSELL I say I don’t sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don’t sleep with happily married m...
BRITT EKLAND They clicked right off. They were thinking about getting married.
CATHERINE SULLIVAN Women rescue men just as much as, if not more than, men rescue women.
CRISS JAMI I feel if you're going to have skies that are friendly to married couples, then they have to be frie...
TOM AMMIANO This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt...
EARL WILSON I don't sleep with happily married men.
BRITT EKLAND Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married
ZSA ZSA GABOR If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn't be so grossly over-popu...
WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and...
OLIVER GOLDSMITH The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ninety-six percent of women in this country expect a diamond when they get engaged. About 40 percent...
BART MARKS A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. MENCKEN Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST Jerry didn't know he wanted to get married until he was married.
EILEEN FORD I am so romantic about Gypsies. They're not allowed to do anything until they get married. So th...
KATE MOSS Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.
ZSA ZSA GABOR If women really wanted to change society, they could do it. I plan to change it. I just want to get ...
ALLY MCBEAL Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not e...
ANN LANDERS Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are...
OSCAR WILDE If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again. I don't think men particularly want to be w...
ANNA NICOLE SMITH Sometimes when I visit my sister and her two children, I wonder if she missed a lot by getting marri...
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HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN And out of each (schoolhouse) is vomited the standard product of the New Pedagogy - an endless proce...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Every great wave of popular passion that rolls up on the prairies is dashed to spray when it strikes...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The lunatic fringe wags the underdog
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The formula of the argument is simple and familiar: to dispose of a problem all that is necessary is...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect ...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many in...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN It is a peculiarity of the American mind that it regards any excursion into the truth as an adventur...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Painting is the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Christian theology is not only opposed to the scientific spirit; it is opposed to every other form o...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and truth in...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration - courage, clear thinking, hone...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN What men value in this world is not rights but privileges
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind - that its modest and great...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false face for the urge to rule it.
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to ...
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