When water fountains start charging to drink, then you know we have a problem.

It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.

Publicity does not come easily, profits do not come easily, and knowledge does not come easily.

That ain't working. That's the way you do it. ... Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.

Sometimes the truth will hurt and a lie will set you free; just as a lie will hurt and the truth will set you free.

I am convinced that the derpession was caused by people having too many kids.