I am convinced that the derpession was caused by people having too many kids.

It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.

Depression and recession go together.

If you want something done think of how much you would pay yourself and double it.

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

Skill is just a way to influence luck in your favor more often.