When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!

When life gives you lemonade, be unique and sell it for a profit

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to themselves, 'how did she do that?'

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.