In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

My guild decided to advance to a more complicated part of the game, which moved me from gaming hobbyist to full-time addicted employee of World of Warcraft.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

When life gives you lemonade, be unique and sell it for a profit

When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!

I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.