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When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?
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But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.
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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
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You already know something you don't even know that you know.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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