When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

Store sign: Why go somewhere else and waste your money? Come here!

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing.