Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing.

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

What is a face, really? Its own photo? Its make-up? Or is it a face as painted by such or such painter? That which is in front? Inside? Behind? And the rest? Doesn't everyone look at himself in his own particular way? Deformations simply do not exist

Store sign: Why go somewhere else and waste your money? Come here!

In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.