When I heard the Americans ripped down the statue of Saddam I was happy because I thought we were finished with his stupid wars.

I have a generator at home which now consumes more than my car does.

I insisted that the Americans should bring (the women's) files and release them and they will be freed next week along with other detainees.

The opening salvo of Commander-in-Chief is a guilt trip for all those Americans who thought an unelected (and then-unelectable) feminist extremist should refrain from imposing her will upon the nation.

My fellow Americans, there's an old saying that "nothing spreads so quickly as a rumor," so I thought it was time to speak with you directly, to tell you first hand about our dealings with Iran.

During the Sixties, the Americans thought I was the greatest thing in the history of cinema.