My fellow Americans, there's an old saying that "nothing spreads so quickly as a rumor," so I thought it was time to speak with you directly, to tell you first hand about our dealings with Iran.

These young Americans sent a message to terrorists everywhere. . . . You can run but you can't hide.

Today we Americans lost a hero who always seemed larger than life. ... Bear Bryant gave his country the gift of a life unsurpassed. In making the impossible seem easy, he lived what we strive to be.

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes. - During radio microphone test

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

There is today in the United States as much forest as there was when Washington was at Valley Forge