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When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?"
Armey's reply:
"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"


Dick Armey

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DICK GREGORY Depression - it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven't been i...
DICK CAVETT I wanted to be a sportswriter because I loved sports and I could not hit the curve ball, the jump sh...
DICK SCHAAP We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a g...
DICK GREGORY I did not choose necessarily on the basis of significance. If you have a vote for the most significa...
DICK SCHAAP Internal self-government under a local constitution was authorized by Congress and approved by the r...
DICK THORNBURGH Why would we want to keep a tax cut that's failed? Why would we not want to go back to the Clint...
DICK GEPHARDT I filed a brief as a friend of the court in the U. of Michigan to keep affirmative action at the U. ...
DICK GEPHARDT It's not just Bin Laden or just those that are involved in the counterterrorism effort. We'v...
DICK CHENEY In terms of asking questions, I plead guilty. I ask a hell of a lot of questions. That's my job.
DICK CHENEY I'm not apologetic with respect to the policies of the Bush administration. I think we basically...
DICK CHENEY New York is great, but the New England fans are probably the most knowledgeable and ardent fans, and...
DICK WILLIAMS If there's ever an example of the importance of making bold bets and focusing on what you love, ...
DICK COSTOLO I was raised not to be rude, but I also try to get the best work out of people.
DICK WOLF Hendrix was the bass player for Little Richard. We were both left-handed, but we would use a right-h...
DICK DALE My mother used to say, 'You gotta exercise.' She would really pound on me to exercise every ...
DICK GEPHARDT I was a bad boy as a child.
ANDY DICK I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, ...
DICK GREGORY It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer's life that I met him, and a sort of water-treadin...
DICK CAVETT Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the ear...
DICK CAVETT The Iraq War marked the beginning of the end of network news coverage. Viewers saw the juxtaposition...
DICK MORRIS I do find that the mainstream media oftentimes is what I would consider off base or has a bias.
DICK CHENEY I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because th...
DICK GREGORY I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinenc...
DICK CAVETT Now a great debate has been born. The thesis is Democratic Socialism. The antithesis is free-market ...
DICK MORRIS I adapted an antiquated style and modernized it to something that was efficient. I didn't know a...
DICK FOSBURY We were trying to get all of the planes down out of the sky. And we watched as the towers of the Wor...
DICK CHENEY