When a man doesn’t go straight home, his wife’s remarks do.

Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time.

A man who is wise is only as wise as his wife thinks he is.

A man’s appearance shows how much he is earning and his wife’s appearance shows how much he is spending.

Perfect wife is the one who knows that no man is perfect.

You can’t tell from a man’s clothes how much he makes: look at his wife.