Faith is better company than imagination for the wife whose husband fails to come home on time.

The wife carries the husband on her face; the husband carries the wife on his clothes.

When a man doesn’t go straight home, his wife’s remarks do.

A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.

Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.

For a happy marriage the husband should be the head and the wife the heart.