Whatever games I play with fools, I play no games with my friends and Bob Miller; here I deal with honesty and truth.

True, Reality can be a bitch, but I adore her.

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

I learned a long time ago that these so-called adults are just tall children. There’s never been a king, president or Pope who hasn’t thought, if not said, “If the fools only knew.”

What you gain from wishing will fit on the sharp end of a needle.

I would be better off alone on Mars than here on Earth. My middle name should be, Ambivalent, because everyone I meet ends up with a bad case of it.