True, Reality can be a bitch, but I adore her.

Whatever games I play with fools, I play no games with my friends and Bob Miller; here I deal with honesty and truth.

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

What you gain from wishing will fit on the sharp end of a needle.

Morality is only for ordinary people. Politicians, judges and law enforcement officers have no use for it. They prefer to think and act like those they arrest and judge. They like to say, 'To catch a crook, think like a crook.' The problem with that is, it's habit forming. You become like you think.

I would be better off alone on Mars than here on Earth. My middle name should be, Ambivalent, because everyone I meet ends up with a bad case of it.