What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.

Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'

The child was a keen bed-wetter.

It doesn't mean we're going to end camp -- it's the end of bed-check,