The child was a keen bed-wetter.

There's sand in the porridge and sand in the bed, / And if this is pleasure we'd rather be dead.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

There's always something fishy about the French.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.