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What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?


Ian Hay (pseudonym of Major John Hay Beith)

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James handed them ba...
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LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hou...
LENNY BRUCE And he's funny. He's disarmingly funny.
MICHAEL DAVIES Be more funny! Be more funny!
GARRISON KEILLOR John Hay calls the telegraph reporter, "the natural enemy of the scribe.
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SHELLEY BERMAN If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you’d be twice as funny as you are.
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NORA DUNN Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle of hay. Good hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow.
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RED WINGS Good hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow.
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HANK AZARIA Ha ha ha ha!
Tee-hee-hee!
Mwa-ha mwa-ha!
Kee kee kee!
Ho ho ho ho!
Haw-he...
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ROBERT KNEPPER Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!
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SOLON Villagers do not think village cricket is funny.
JOHN ARLOTT We really wrote what we thought was funny.
BILL LAWRENCE I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
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Broaden your sense of humor by watching funny movies and shows...
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ROBERT BURNS It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.
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PAUL FEIG I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha!
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BARBARA MAJOR I think some people don't understand that an equal number of black and white isn't the same as equit...
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MAJOR OWENS everything -- all sources, all methods, all techniques, all targets.
DAVID MAJOR Her mission in the diplomatic staff of the South African government was to meet people from the U.S....
DAVID MAJOR There's time where you have to have fun, ... The grind of the camp becomes too much for the psyche o...
MAJOR APPLEWHITE When I was a true freshman (at Texas), I had Ricky Williams and he took a hell of a lot of pressure ...
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