What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?

War is hell and all that, but it has a good deal to recommend it. It wipes out all the small nuisances of peace-time.

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Funny peculiar, or funny ha-ha?

True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.

The angel answer'd, "Nay, said soul; go higher! To be deceived in your true heart's desire Was bitterer than a thousand years of fire!"