Funny peculiar, or funny ha-ha?

War is hell and all that, but it has a good deal to recommend it. It wipes out all the small nuisances of peace-time.

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention

Walter: Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.

I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.
Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse."
"I am you Prince and you cannot refuse."
"I am your loyal servant and I just did."
"Refusal means death."
"Kill me then.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.