We've got enough gravy to cover the biscuits, but barely, and it's real,

That's hard to say. For lunch, I like the lasagna. For breakfast, biscuits and gravy.

I liked gravy poured on top of a big glob of mashed potatoes, I liked biscuits a lot, and a lot of them. I liked going to the state fair and having a fried Twinkie. They were my choices. They were bad choices.

I'm good at anything that's country - biscuits, gravy, chicken-fried steak. Look at me, for God's sake. I cook what I like to eat.

In 2010, the BBC spent nearly £230,000 on tea, but only £2000 on biscuits.

The gravy train