We're going to get in that horse race.


Mark Mangino

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is going to be a horse race.
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You can't get to the start gate with an elephant for a thoroughbred horse race. It's going to be a c...
FRANK CHRISTENSEN
He ran huge. Anytime you get Brother Derek out there on the front end going 23 and change, you know ...
DOUG O'NEILL
It's a horse race now.
GLEN JOHNSON
I had all but written off our chances to get in three races ago. I was thinking 'building to next ye...
JACK ROUSH
Remember that the horse that finishes a neck ahead wins the race.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
Find your horse. Discover the direction the horse is going. Ride the horse in that direction.
PETER MCWILLIAMS
I've been waiting two months to get to this race. I've been saying the mile and an eighth can't get ...
DANNY PEITZ
We had a horse last year that we raced in this race, and it did not do very well. They are young hor...
RICHARD GUERRA
It's got a beautiful claw mark. I think I'm going to get that one framed.
GARY PATERNA
I want to be the horse in the rotation that everybody can really rely on and is going to get that co...
STEPHEN STRASBURG
The best pedigree in the world won't sell a lame race horse.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
It isn't important who is ahead at one time or another, in either an election or a horse race.
It...
HARRY S TRUMAN
People are going to get older and young guys are going to come in and race and get more competitive.
DALE EARNHARDT
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ALEX GUARNASCHELLI
I'm happy to concede defeat. It's a two-horse race now.
STUART APPLEBY
Most countries around the world, they just don't think that way. They think, 'I'm just going to get ...
ALAN CULPEPPER
My great forte in killing buffaloes was to get them circling by riding my horse at the head of the h...
BUFFALO BILL
Although Brother Derek will be the lone speed, at some point, you always get pressure in a race. Whe...
AARON GRYDER
I'd all but written off our chances for the championship, but they've turned it around now, and it's...
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She used to be a race horse but she'd been abused. I had no intention of buying a horse that old, bu...
JAMIE WOODRUFF
I think we're coming around just fine, and we'll use this week to find out what we need to shore up.
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You really can't say that something will make you or break you. If you get into that, you're setting...
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He is absolutely fine. He's going to be back practicing and back to normal. There's nothing to worry...
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Charles is fine. He's doing well, and he's a key guy for us on defense.
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We need to solidify that as much as we can.
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He's graded very well,
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She looks at them more as pets than as racehorses. She looks out for their best interests, which is ...
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She looked like the only horse that closed ground. I was glad to see her get the trip. Now I've got ...
JAMIE LLOYD
He's a spring time horse who always does his best work at this time of the year and he gave me a gre...
IAN DUNCAN
You are the only ambassador in the world to race a horse named after your country's foreign policy.
DAVID LANGE
What a great race that was. We were head and head coming down the stretch, and He Wants It All start...
WALLY HENNESSEY
Ride the horse in the direction that it's going
WERNER ERHARD
He's progressing and he's a very nice horse, but the favourite looks a very good horse. I rode in th...
RYAN MOORE
It was kind of like a Trojan Horse. It looked like we were going to get a big gift, but it ended up ...
JACE HYMAS
We are making a horse race out of it for the first time in any state.
GLEN MAXEY
A horse with no nose will never win a close race.
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JAN RUNAU
I never go around claiming moral victories. But for us after being embarrassed 20-0 by them at our p...
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This acting is going to leave my stain. Not just my mark, because you can wipe a mark off. But a sta...
RJ CYLER
Both networks could claim a victory. It was a two-horse race.
HUGH DOW
Ride the horse in the direction that it's going.
WERNER ERHARD
We were about to go oh-for-April. I remember the night before, Frank Robinson talking to Mark Willia...
DAVE SCHMIDT
We were going to run in this race no matter what, so we never summed up the competition.
AL STALL
You're going to have to go race those guys and beat them if you're going to get in the Chase and win...
DOUG DUCHARDT
This is one of the toughest districts in the state I think. It's gonna be a horse race.
GEORGE WELSH
The Golden Slipper is a pressure race and this horse doesn't feel pressure.
ANTHONY CUMMINGS
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ZONA JONES
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BARB GRUDT
As a racing horse trainer, I got addicted to the adrenaline rush. Going from a job like that to loun...
JENNY PITMAN
We feel pretty comfortable. We believe we're in a horse race. I have personally sent a thank-you car...
FRANK COCCHO
This is a very nice young horse. He changes every month because he's so young. When you have a horse...
BOB BAFFERT
We were hustling to try to get the fish in because the area was loaded with big sharks, and it was o...
GEORGE POVEROMO
If you run every day at race pace you're going to get hurt.
DOUG TUMEN
To deny, to believe, and to doubt well, are to a man what the race is to a horse.
BLAISE PASCAL
My basic belief is you need to ride the horse in the direction that it's going,
TIM O'REILLY
When Mark gets going, ... it's impossible to stop that man.
RED WINGS
I whisper like the sea in the horse's ear.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
A horse is a horse,it ain´t make a difference what color it is.
JOHN WAYNE
We're going to set up our upwind mark and our downwind mark.
BILL KLEYSTEUBER
They did a phenomenal job today. In every race, they improved. ... We're only going to get better. I...
EMILY JONES
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EOIN HARTY
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OSWALDO NEGRI
He's a nice horse and he's great to work with. This race was our payoff for our work.
ALEX PRADO
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DANIELLE HODSDON
After last year's race, anything is possible Sunday. It's a typical street course race. You've got t...
DARIO FRANCHITTI
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JASON BURKE
My hat's off to Mark Martin, ... He almost won this race. It was only the tires that beat him; he ha...
CARL EDWARDS
When you have had a big lead since polling began and all of a sudden you are being seriously challen...
GEORGE GRAYSON
Politics is like a race horse. A good jockey must know how to fall with the least possible damage.
EDOUARD HERRIOT
Now is the time to determine whether or not it will be a two-horse race for the title,
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PATRICK MURRAY
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LAUREN HOLLY
It's pretty simple. It's a two horse race — whoever's first home on Sunday takes the championship.
CHRIS WEST
I think he's an outstanding horse. We've had this race on the agenda from the start.
DAVID PATE
I had plenty of horse all the way in the race, a lot of confidence. I know what kind of horse he is....
JAVIER CASTELLANO
It would be nice to get an early mark, ... I'm in favour of going home early because it gives us ide...
LUCAS NEILL
Once the race gets going, the cars get going and things come loose on the car.
BOB BAILEY
This horse was the only speed in the race, and I took advantage of it. When I asked him, he kicked i...
EDGAR PRADO
Part of getting along well is ... to put what was a good race behind us. We're going to work closely...
DAVID PEPPER
You were a lord if you had a horse...
Far back, far back in our dark soul the horse prances. . . ...
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The spirited horse, which will try to win the race of its own accord, will run even faster if encour...
OVID
The spirited horse, which will try to win the race of its own accord, will run even faster if encour...
OVID
In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl.
GARY COOPER
Yeah, I'm happy to see that happen, but I wasn't happy that we were down 10. We have this thing wher...
GERALD COX
If we're going to get back in this race then it's going to have to come quickly. I'm a firm believer...
BUZZ PETERSON
We just need to let our horse run his race and not worry about what anybody else is doing. At some p...
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There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN
Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE
Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN
I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ...
MARK UDALL
I am quite amazed how, when people earn lots of money, they think they have to spend it on things th...
MARK HADDON
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN
Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN
As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE
He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL
I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN
Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN
We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN
Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN
Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN