Well, I've got two small children and this is a very important time for me to be around them.

I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy.

I have a beautiful wife and two beautiful children, and every day I am paid to do what I love.

Woe to the man who offends a small child!

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

During my twenties and thirties, my interest in the political poem increased as my apparent access to it declined. I sensed resistances around me. I was married; I lived in a suburb; I had small children.